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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch." "But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist said. "I know," she replied. "But if I should die before my husband, I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for t<http://prolinks.rediffmailpro.com/cgi-bin/prored.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Ffunlok%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ephp%2Fjokes%2Fan%2Delderly%2Dwoman%2Ds%2Dportrait%2Ehtml&isImage=0&BlockImage=0&rediffng=0>he jewelry!" *
