*UK CLASSIFIED ADS * You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: *FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. *8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! *FREE PUPPIES. *1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. *FREE PUPPIES. *Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. *COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. *Also 1 gay bull for sale. *JOINING NUDIST COLONY*! Must sell washer and dryer £100. *WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. *Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** *FOR SALE BY OWNER. *Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. *Statement of the Century* * *Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly - "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" -- With best wishes S Chander
