Wah Wah Gujju
One afternoon a Gujju bhai was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He
asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Gujurati
said."But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."
"Bring them along," the Gujurati replied.Turning to the other poor man he
stated, "You come with us also."The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," Gujjubhai answered.They all entered the car, which
was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Gujurati and said, "Sir,
you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Gujju bhai replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass
is almost a foot high."
