> >(*Not restricted to Senior citizens others can also undertake this test) > > > >It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen* test. > > >Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow >older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose >it! >Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. > > >Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The >spaces >below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. > > >OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. > >1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > >Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try >not to hurt yourself. > >If you said, bread, go to Question 2.. > > >2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk..' What do cows drink? > > > > > > >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. >Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with >reading >a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. > >However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3. > > >3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue >bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made >from >black bricks, what is a green house made from? > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why the >hell are you still reading these??? > >If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. > > >4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany >(If >you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany >and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, >realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash >landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the >plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East >Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, >West >Germany, or no man's land'? > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: You don't bury survivors. >If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You >don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question > > > >5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford >Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people >get >off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four >get >on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.. In Swansea, three >people get off and five people get on . In Carmathen, six people get off and >three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. > >What is the age of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! >Don't you remember your own age ? It was YOU!! > > >Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. > >PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! > >
