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*In a local church, Jack was in charge of taking up the offerings.
One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was
smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Jack. He told him that it did not
seem enough for the size of the congregation.
Jack said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again
questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering.
So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Jack did.
Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he
said "I can't hear you".*
*Again the priest asked "Jack did you take any of the offering?" Again
Jack answered "I can't hear you".
This time the priest yelled, "JACK DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING"
Again Jack answered "I can't hear you".
By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the
confessional and said, "Jack trade places with me and you can ask me a
question."
So they traded places and Jack asked, "I hear that you and my wife are
having an affair, is that true?"
To which the priest answered,
"By Golly you can't hear in here."*
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