Santa taking grammar lessons “If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer Santa: That is not restricted Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi (I feel bad since it was my first gaadi... Morris Oxford whose copy was Amby) Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! Santa: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. -- With best wishes S Chander
