*Why did the chicken cross the road ?* *KINDERGARTEN BOY* To get to the other side.
*PLATO* For the greater good. *ARISTOTLE* It is the nature of chickens to cross roads . *KARL MARX* It was a historical inevitability. *TIMOTHY LEARY* Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. *SADDAM HUSSEIN* This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. *CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK* To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. *HIPPOCRATES* Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. *MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.* I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. *MOSES* And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. *RICHARD M. NIXON* The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. *MACHIAVELLI* The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. *BILL GATES* The newly released Chicken 2007, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. *DARWIN* Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. *EINSTEIN* Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity. *GEORGE BUSH* We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. *GEORGE FERNANDES* Deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!! *MULAYAM* I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned *ARJUN SINGH* Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads. *ABDUL KALAM* Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me .... *ADVANI* I see Pakistani hand in this ... *Vatal NAGARAJ* No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kannadiga chickens!. *Bal THACKERAY* Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road. *JAYALALITHA* >From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA. *Amitabh BACHAN* The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure...Lock Kar the? *Venkaiah NAIDU* We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue *H.S.SURJEET* We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.. *Maneka GANDHI* Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens... *SALMAN Khan* I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Now *lastly *... Why did the chicken cross the road again? Because they were double-crossed -- With best wishes S Chander
