Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and shopping applications , which... operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.   Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, _______  .

REPLY from IT Tech Support……

Dear Madam ,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.   Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update . If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications shopping 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5...   However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Wisky 6.1. Please note that
Wisky 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.   Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources.)   In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.   In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

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