Subject: Fwd: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims To:
*Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims*
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims
*If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim *
*If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
*
*If you have more wives than teeth. **
You may be a Muslim
*
*If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim **
*
*If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
*
*If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
You may be a Muslim *
*If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs..
You may be a Muslim
**
**If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four.
You may be a Muslim *
*If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
YOU may be a Muslim*
*Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy is an American
**comedian*<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedian>
*, television and radio personality and
**author*<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Author>
*. He is a member of the **Blue Collar Comedy
Tour*<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Collar_Comedy_Tour>
*, a comedy troupe.*
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