*When was** **Your Last Confession?* *A guy goes into the confessional box after years * *being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, * *enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped * *bar with crystal* *glasses, the best vestry wine, * *Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, * *and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom * *ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.* *He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for * *it's been a very long time since I've been to * *confession and I must admit that the * *confessional box is much more * *inviting than it used to be." ** **The priest replies,* * "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."*
-- With best wishes S Chander
