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These are some of the jokes appeared in the Magazine titled “In
Cheerfulmood” in “Don Bosco Madonna” published from Mumbai. I really love
them and hope you too.****

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*Efficient Breakfast* : - The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a
note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home”. ****

“Why not?” asked some one from the back of the audience. [Backbenchers
always have questions]. The expert said “I watched my wife’s routine at
breakfast for years. She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove,
table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time.” Honey I
suggested, Why don’t you try carrying several things at a time?” The voice
from the back asked, “Did it save time?”****

The expert replied, “Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get
the breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven”****

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*There is Teacher* : The children had all been photographed for school
picture, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of
the group picture saying “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, ‘ There is Jennifer; she is a lawyer, or That
is Michael, he is a doctor” ****

A small voice at the back of the room rang out “And there is teacher, she is
dead” ****

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*Keep your Seat* : A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in
front  of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, ”Here is
another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by
offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat, and she pushes him back onto
the seat. A few minutes later the man tries to get up again. She is insulted
again and refuses to let him up. Finally the man says, “Look lady, you have
got to let me get up. I am two minutes past my stop already.”  ****

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Exam by Chance : A young student reports for final examination that consists
of only true/false type of statements. The Student takes a seat in the hall,
stares at the question paper for five minutes, removes a coin and starts
tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads means true and tails
means false.****

The young student is all done in 30 minutes while the rest of the hall is
sweating it out. But, suddently during the last few minutes, the young
student is seen desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely. ****

The moderator, alarmed, approaches the student and asks what is going on. **
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“Well, I finished the exam in half an hour; but I thought I ought to recheck
my answers” answered the student.****

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*In Need of Prayer* : A young boy called the pastor of a local ‘corner’
church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been ill
with flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been attending
another church down the road.****

So the pastor asked “Shouldn’t you be asking Brother Simon down the road to
come by and pray with your mother?”****

The young boy replied “Yeah, but we didn’t want to take the chance that he
might catch whatever this is that Mom has”****

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