Sardar saw a board at the center of a pond **** He tried to read but couldn’t At last he swims to the center of the pond just to read “Crocodile present, don’t swim” =================
2 Sardars bank lootne gaye, Par gun bhool gaye… Phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise??? . . . . . . . . . Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola “I trust you, gun kal dikha dena” ============ Santa ke pita USA se aaye. Pita: teri maa kahan hai? Santa: Woh toh marr gayee! Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin? Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga ================= Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karnewalle ko sms kiya “Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta!" =================== Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha… Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha. ================= Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai: Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega Sardar: Wah!! Pack it.. ===================== Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat, **** Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi? ============= Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes, Sardar cries Louder. Friend :- What happened now? Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died...... ===================== Postman :- Oye Paapey ! Pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye **** 5 meel chalna pada. Sardarji :- Kyun? Aap courier kar dete......... =================== NASA ne 3 sardaron ko chand pe bheja. **** Rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya. Unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: Aaj amaaswas hai, chand to nahi hoga....... ====================== If sardar want to dial 9449494494, how will he dial........? .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. He will first dial ..... 94494 and then press "REDIAL"..................... ================ Waiter gives bill to Sardarji. Sardar: Take this card. Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card Sardar: So what? You have written: ALL CARDS ACCEPTED....... ================= Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle when suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree .. .. Sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree and near d snake And said: " Aisey latakney se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo **** COMPLAN pilaaye.. ".. ==================== Sardar: Yeh kela (banana) kaisa diya? Shopkeeper:Ek Rupiya. Sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Sardar: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de........ ================ One day a Sardarji was talking with his friend.... Santa: I and my wife have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with our child. Friend: Is it?! Why? Santaji: We have adopted a Telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months! ============= Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey (well) mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi. .. Banta: Ab kaisi hai woh? .. Santa: Ab theek hi hogi - kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..**** **** -- With best wishes S Chander
