After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of 'Budweiser' says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, give me a Budweiser. The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf & opens it for him. The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness. The bartender serves him. The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ' I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.'He gets it. Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around & says, 'Just give me a Coke.'? The bartender looks at him, shrugs, & serves him. The other brewery bosses laugh loudly & say, 'Hey Vijay, how come u aren't drinking Kingfisher? 'Listen,' says Vijay Mallya, 'If u guys aren't drinking beer, neither will i. -- With best wishes S Chander
