*The Pastor's New Dentures *A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of dentures.
The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation mobs him to get him down from the pulpit and ask him what happened. The Pastor explains:- -The first Sunday his gums hurt so bad, he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. -The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. (Scroll down now:) - - - - - - - But, *the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't shut up!* -- With best wishes S Chander
