Subject: NEWS OF THE HINDU DATED 20 7 2040 LIKELY TO BE:
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some humor
Prediction done on Tuesday, 9 August, 2011
News in papers in the year *2040* will read something like this...
*This is not astrology or sooth-saying. It is based on current trend
*
*1) A notice board in BJP conference room:*
* "please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"*
* *
*2) SUNDAY TIMES 2040.*
* Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much biriyani).*
*Kasab family thanks Indian govt. as Kasab never had biriyani in his younger
days in Pakistan.*
**
* 3) The PM (read Rahul) said opposition comments on the expenditure on
Kasb are unwarranted. *
*Govt has spent only Rs 18,500,000,000 so far. *
*Opposition says ministers expenses to visit to Kasab(to check his well
being) not included.*
* 4) Farmers suicide reaches 50000, due to hunger*
*(what an irony). Farmer family complains, no minister visited them.*
* **5) Pawars family owns half the world and also controls, the Russian and
Japanese mafia.*
* 6) Golmal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor, still can't speak or act.*
* 7) A. Raja's grandson arrested for G-16 scam*
* 8) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely,without getting raped.*
* 9) Lakshwadeep "cats " to join as the 63rd team in IPL.*
* 10) No politicians in cricket board, because it is no more lucrative.
Cricket is played on paper.*
* 11) Pawar's grandson who had become a malayalee in 2011 resigns from the
Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
*
* 12) Pakistan says Tamil Nadu was a part of Pakistan. PM (read Rahul) says
the issue can be resolved by talks. A special committee was formed headed by
Digvijay Singh for the talks.*
* 13) Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?" *
* Student " in Swizerland"*
* 14) Many American and Western university girls are wooing Indian
politician’s sons. Stanford and Harward say that is the best life they can
get*
* 15) Kasab letter written to Osama bin Laden released. "You should have
hidden in India. ( Not Abbotabad in Pakistan)... India is the most safest
place to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice
biryanis, unlike Pakistan."
*
*16)Digvijay Singh's grandson says,"the hand in the Congress flag is also
RSS hand"**.*
* 17) Censor Board reconstituted by following members. All members of
Loksabha and Rajyasabha, 200 politicians, and from each State - 5 from
obc, 5 from oc, 5 from shia and sunni each, 50 from other communities, 5
from police, 5 from aadivasis etc etc. BJP protests. saying, minority Hindus
have no say in Censor Board.*
* 18) Dig vijay Singh says Rajiv Baba(son of rahul gandhi) who is 18 ready
to become next Prime Minister.*
* 19) Constitution clarified. Foreigners can become PM.*
* 20) Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only
one case during his life time. *
*Each case will be attended by one judge only. If the judge dies during the
40 years of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will
continue the case. This is because of the new Act the GOVT had brought in
saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.*
* 21) Hindu Religious and Endowment Board. The Muslim Law
Board and Christian Missionary registers strong protest on this. They say
that this is communalism.*
* 22) The Manmohan Singh award for the speech impaired declared.*
* 23 ) Politicians exempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is
difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.*
* 24) PM says the old scam should be closed as and when a news
scam crops up. A minister / politician / person should not be
tried for more than one scam at a time. The scam which is 7 years
old should get automatically closed as the person has withstood it
for 7 years. He said this when the Telgi stamp paper scam and Hassanali
hawala case came up for hearing.*
* 25) He also added that we should learn from the TV channels. They never
talk about old scams, always bring new ones.*
* 26) Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"*
* 27) Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone upto 90%. All money with
polititians only.*
* 28) Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yesu Samuel (he is the son of Yesu
Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) biggest lenders to America. *
* *
READERS CAN ADD MANY MORE AS TO THEIR IMAGINATION. WE CANNOT
GUARANTEE, IT MAY NOT BECOME TRUE. WE ONLY *WISH* IT DOESN'T
HAPPEN.
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V. G. Ravi
