>>>>>Man O Man ! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home; >>>>>When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work; >>>>>When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise. >>>>>When he is without money, he walks to eat food; When he has money, he >>>>>walks to burn food. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>When he is without money, he wishes to get married; >>>>>When he has money, he wishes to get divorced. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; >>>>>When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>When he is without money, he acts like a rich man; >>>>>When he has money, he acts like a pauper. >>>>>He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating; >>>>>He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it; >>>>>He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it. >>>>> >>>>>Man O Man ! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>He never means what he says and never says what he means! >>>>>He simply can't tell a simple truth !!! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>
