*Drunk Taster*
*
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent
need of looking for a replacement.**
**
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.. **
**
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. **
**
They tested him.**
**
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a
muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel
containers."
*
*"That's correct", said the boss.**
**
Another glass.
*
*"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak
barrels."
*
*"Correct." **
**
A third glass.
*
*''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. **
**
The director was astonished.
*
*He winked at his secretary to suggest something.**
**
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.**
**
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"*
**
*THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !*
*To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...*
*And those who don't.*
*As Ben Franklin said: *
*In wine there is wisdom,*
*In beer there is freedom,*
*In water there is bacteria.*
*In a number of carefully controlled trials, *
*Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink *
*1 litre of water each day, a**t the end of the year we would have absorbed
m**ore than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli)- bacteria f**ound in
faeces. *
*In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..*
*However, w**e do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer **(or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) **Because alcohol has to go through a
purification process **Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.*
*Remember:*
*Water = Poop,*
*Wine = Health.*
*Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid (shit!!!!),*
*Than to drink water and be full of shit**.*
*There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:*
*I'm doing it as a public service!*
With best wishes
S Chander
