A Lesson for Every Salaried Person >> >> >>A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog >>coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside >>again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its >>mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo >>bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper looks inside the >>dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 500 rupees note in his mouth. So he >>takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then >>places it in the dogs mouth. >> >>The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides >>to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the >>zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the >>road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for >>the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the >>bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits >>for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor >>and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost >>fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus. >> >>The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop >>to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail >>to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to >>arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron >>gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his >>mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats >>his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and >>waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched >>a big guy open the door. >> >>The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is >>surprised and runs to stop the guy. The shopkeeper questions the guy "What in >>the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life." >> >>The guy responds "You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week >>that the dog has forgotten the door keys." >> >>The moral of the story: "You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations, >>but will always fall short of the boss' expectation" >> >>•The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes >>and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. >> >>•Isaac's Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften >>when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale. >> >>•Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. >>When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>________________________________ >> >> >>. >> >>__,_._,___ >> >> >> > >
