* * New Rajnikant series --- Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan "via Bluetooth". When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. Rajnikanth knows WHO LET THE DOGS OUT. Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale. The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature. When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!". Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost's energy, and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy. Rajnikanth participated in a 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that because Light came second. Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
