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*Ancient Chinese Torture *
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
He knocked on the door and was greeted by a very old Chinese man with a
long, gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as
lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese
tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old given her
father's age, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down
the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was
obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off
him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room
for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old
man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but
happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read,
"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty pathetic," he thought. "If that's the best the old
man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the large rock,
walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so he noticed another
note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope was already getting
close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than
castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted
downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
"Chinese Torture 3:
Right testicle tied to bedpost."
