On a Sunday morning mass, a parish priest wanting to drive home a great
lesson, brought two pails one filled water and the
other with wine and placed it before the congregation.
He then lead in an ass and took it towards the pails.
The ass sniffed both and went and drank the water from the pail.
The priest smiled and said, " See even the ass knows what to drink."
The whole congregation yelled, "That's why it's an ASS!!!'
