* * ** ** Why I'm depressed???
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of ****Israel****, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."**** Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) **Roosevelt** said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."**** Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!**** I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.**** I had to press 1 for English.**** I was connected to a call center in ****Pakistan****. I told them I was suicidal. **** They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......**** **** ****
