A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He
picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp. This is the fourth time
this month and I`m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget
about three. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I`ve always wanted to
go to Hawaii but I`m scared to fly and I
get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over
there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That`s impossible. Think of the logistics of that!
How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much
concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I`ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always
said that I don`t care and that I`m insensitive. So, I wish that I could
understand women....know how they feel inside and what they`re thinking when
they give me the silent treatment....know why they`re crying, know what they
really want when they say `nothing`....know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?!"
