*Here are some funny one-liners for the weekend - some seen, some new* The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. There are two kinds of people (i) who don't say much: those who are quiet and (ii) those who talk a lot. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ? My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"? Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. -- With best wishes S Chander
