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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on 'ill effects of drinking.'
Cop: Who'll lecture *at midnight*?
Man: My wife...
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a
New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Beggar: Saab, 12Rs do na, coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab, Girl Friend bhi to hai !
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi Girl Friend banali?
Beggar: Na saab,Girl Friend ne Bhikari bana diya!
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights activists for being cruel to
the crocodiles.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry
& wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will
you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
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