The downtown in Los Angeles has a unique way of dealing with the growing
problem of grass and weeds sprouting upon overgrown vacant plots, reported
ABC News, in one of its webcasts. Instead of using gas-powered machines and
mow it down, the city officials are using more natural and cheaper
solutions.



It was a delight to view a herd of 100 goats grazing on a hill against the
backdrop of skyscraper glass towers and the neighborhood of Hollywood
celebrities. The city’s re-development agency says that it costs them $3000
as against $ 7500 to deploy weed whackers. This step also provides the
friendly animals breakfast, lunch and dinner for days at a stretch.



That indeed is a novel way of tackling a problem, and a viable alternative
to manpower and machinery. Yes, from time immemorial it has been
alternatives all the way, be it to bring about economy, efficiency, or
effectiveness.



Alternative energy by far is probably the most talked about. To the
conventional hydroelectric energy, we now have thermal, wind, solar, or
nuclear fuel to provide alternatives or to supplement it.



It is in pursuit of nuclear power as a viable alternative to India’s
much-needed energy that a confidence motion had to be passed in Parliament
before signing an agreement with the US government. As a consequence, the
main constituent of the coalition, the Congress party, had to end its
marriage of convenience with the Communist party and had to work for an
alternative - an understanding with another party.



In the wake of shooting gas prices recently, the automobile sector is all
set to provide an alternative – introduce an electrically operated car. I
read the other day that Nissan's first such car was bought by someone in
California.



In India, Tata Motors are all set to come with an Indian alternative. By
August 2012 they hope to produce one with French collaboration, for city
use, . But we shall keep our fingers crossed, given the fate of their much
publicized Nano car which became a hapless victim of political overtones in
its earlier stages.



In any case, should the electrically run automobiles take the world by
storm, the oil-rich countries, the Middle East in essence, may have to look
for alternatives to generate income, if their already accumulated huge
wealth should stay untouched. Maybe, they could focus on promoting tourism
what with Dubai boasting of the tallest skyscraper in the world, or its
unparalleled housing complex where every house steps out straight to the
seashore. Alternatively, these countries could gear themselves more to *
manufacturing*, following the outstanding example of China. A couple of
years ago it was reported that UAE was keen to buy out the SUV of Hummer,
and shift the plant to that country, with several US automobile giants
planning closure of their SUV segments one after the other.



‘Alternative medicine’ is one expression where the word ‘alternative’
irrevocably got prefixed to them although the origins of many of these
systems – Ayurveda, Unani, or Siddha – can be traced to the BC era, and the
modern medicine made its foray much later. But it is an anomaly that the
ones surfacing earlier have been reduced to the ‘alternative’ status.



While on a duty travel to a developed country during active service, some
expressions that I added to my vocabulary included, ‘alternative settlement
areas’, ‘alternative population market’, etc.



I received a video clipping from my doctor-friend, a nephrologist,
featuring his interview in a popular Asian (not Indian)  channel. The
subject was kidney transplant. At one stage, the interviewer asked a
question to one of the panel members, “So, would you call it a ‘donation’,
or ‘sale’ when one gives his kidney to the other for a consideration?” The
doctor said, “Alternatively, I would call it reimbursement.”



That reminds me of my British friend. He is by profession an editor, and as
a hobby an interviewer and radio-jockey for a breakfast show in Europe. If
ever he has to say that he hates a particular person, which is seldom the
case, he would avail himself of the alternative, “He is not among the
persons I like the best.”



Back home (USA, I mean), the House of Representative having voted against
President Bush’s $ 700 billion bailout plea a few years ago, George Bush
and his advisers gave it an alternative name, ‘buy out’, for consideration
by the Senate. And the Congressional leaders bought it.



Of the dozens of 'Forward' emails, one is about a millionaire with a severe
eye pain. He consults several doctors, but with no improvement. Finally a
monk suggests him a remedy - to see things only in green. The millionaire
buys tons of paint, and colors in green whatever he was likely to see
around. After a few months the monk visits him. The millionaire’s
assistants hurry and pour buckets of green paint on the monk so that the
millionaire sees him only in green. Upon this, the monk laughs and says,
“Alternatively, if only he had put on a pair of specs in green, he could
have solved all this labour."



V.V. Sundaram

1 December 2011

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