---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Mahadevan <[email protected]> Date: Sat, 3 Dec 2011 10:31:26 +0000 Subject: Fwd: 10 laws Newton forgot to state! To: [email protected], Amma Dad <[email protected]>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > . > Subject: 10 laws Newton forgot to state! > > > > Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world… > > 1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to > move faster than the one you are in now. > ********** > 2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged > one. > ********** > 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your > nose will begin to itch. > ********** > 4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least > accessible corner. > ********** > 5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you > had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. > ********** > 6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. > ********** > 7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases > when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. > ********** > 8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t > work, it will! > ********** > 9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to > the reach. > ********** > 10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss > will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. > > > >
