In inorganic chemistry, each element has a number and total elements are
named as periodic number

 *Scientists found an interesting element....
>
> THE NEW PERIODIC ELEMENT
> *
>   *
> Element: Woman
> Symbol: Wo
> Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden
> Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg.
> Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban and rural areas.
>
> PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> 1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
> 2. Boils at room Temperature
> 3. Freezes without any known reason
> 4. Melts if given special treatment
> 5. Bitter if incorrectly used
> 6. Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore
> 7. Ductile
> 8. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
>
> CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> 1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and
> absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
> 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
> 3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
>
> TESTS:
> -----------
> 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
> 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
>
> POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
> ------------ --------- --------- -----
> 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
> 2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at
> different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
> contact with each other
>
> !!! WARNING !!!
> ------------ --------- -
> PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING
> AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS !
>
> NOTE:
> ----------
> New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates.
> If you have found some properties not listed above, please advise. *
>
>
>
> --
> With best wishes
>
> SC Batra
>
> UK - Croydon
> +44 741 743 3090
>
>


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With best wishes

S Chander

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