In inorganic chemistry, each element has a number and total elements are named as periodic number
*Scientists found an interesting element.... > > THE NEW PERIODIC ELEMENT > * > * > Element: Woman > Symbol: Wo > Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden > Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg. > Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban and rural areas. > > PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: > ------------ --------- --------- --------- - > 1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film > 2. Boils at room Temperature > 3. Freezes without any known reason > 4. Melts if given special treatment > 5. Bitter if incorrectly used > 6. Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore > 7. Ductile > 8. Yields to pressure applied at correct points > > CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: > ------------ --------- --------- --------- - > 1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and > absorbs great quantities of expensive substances > 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason > 3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man > > TESTS: > ----------- > 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy > 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen > > POTENTIAL HAZARDS: > ------------ --------- --------- ----- > 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands > 2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at > different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct > contact with each other > > !!! WARNING !!! > ------------ --------- - > PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING > AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ! > > NOTE: > ---------- > New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates. > If you have found some properties not listed above, please advise. * > > > > -- > With best wishes > > SC Batra > > UK - Croydon > +44 741 743 3090 > > -- With best wishes S Chander
