* * One Liners Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins. There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry? One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ' Y ' becomes silent.
