*Old one but still worth reading once more!!!* * * Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, with a sense of pride and satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink, As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. " Hi darling" he says " Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope u have said Hello.......
Sikhs Vs Pope.. Once upon a time in Italy, About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> So the Pope made a deal He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Harbinder asked for one additional condition to the debate To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Harbinder pulled out an apple.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay." <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what had happened. <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still One God common to both our religions.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Then, I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Then, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> "What happened?" they asked.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> "Well," said Harbinder, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> I told him not one of us was leaving.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> I let him know that we were staying right here."<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> "Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> "I don't know", said Harbinder,<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> <http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html> "He took out his lunch, and<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/608-sikhs-vs-pope.html>I took out mine!!. .
