>>> >>> >>>Children Are Quick >>>> ____________________________________ >>>> >>>> TEACHER: Why are you late? >>>> STUDENT: Class started before I got here. >>>> ____________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? >>>> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. >>>> __________________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' >>>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' >>>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong >>>> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. >>>> (I Love this child) >>>> ____________________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? >>>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O. >>>> TEACHER: What are you talking about? >>>> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. >>>> __________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't >>>> have ten years ago. >>>> WINNIE: Me! >>>> __________________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? >>>> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. >>>> _______________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' >>>> MILLIE: I is.. >>>> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' >>>> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' >>>> ________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, >>>> but also admitted it. >>>> Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? >>>> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... >>>> ______________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? >>>> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. >>>> ______________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your >>>> brother's.. >>>> Did you copy his? >>>> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. >>>> >>>> (I want to adopt this kid!!!) >>>> ___________________________________ >>>> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when >>>> people >>>> are no longer interested? >>>> HAROLD: A teacher >>>> __________________________________ >>>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
