A burglar broke into a house and shone his flashlight around looking for
valuables.
He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying: ' Beware Jesus is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and froze.
When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he
heard: ' BEWARE Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of
the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot
confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's
watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
"The same kind that would name a Dobermann as Jesus."
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