This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater sailplane with
just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, calls out a May Day."May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!My pilot
had a heart attack and is dead.And I don't know how to fly.Help me! Please help
me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:"This is Air Traffic Control and I have
you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the
ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take
a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice calmly on the radio,"Repeat after me: Our Father, who art
in Heaven. . .
