*SLIGHTLY LATE FORWARD . STILL WORTH ENJOYING *
> New Greetings: > May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, > May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and > May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India …!!! > > Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this > year. > The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form: > G= Gas & Gold > D= Diesel & Dollar > P= Petrol & Penny > > Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 > Litre Petrol. > Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!! > > All Girls’ Dream come True! > All Girls’ Dream Boys will come on horse! > All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike! > > Dear Father-in-Law, > I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry. > Please take your Daughter or Car back… > I cannot afford both. > > Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month! > > Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar); > Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per > litre) !!! > > Finally it has happened… > After decades, > Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!! > Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!! > > Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams! > > Drink and drive should not be a problem now. > After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same > day? > > We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड > बन गया!!! > > Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano > absolutely free. > (scheme for आम आदमी Now he can get car with petrol! ) > > Good News!!! > Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know, शायद किसी को काम आ जाए: > जिसको petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए, > वो इस petrol pump से जा कर ले ले: > … > … > Al Safa Petroleum > Al Khair Road > Muscat, Oman > > Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो... > Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो... > Man: What? Why? How? > Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!! > > Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre… > और करो संता-बंता के jokes! > देखा, सरदार का revenge..!! > > Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम > को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!! > > Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars… > Because………. > वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!! > > Dharmendra’s new dialogue: > ... kutte kaminey main तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा... > > Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND! > Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST > FRIEND नहीं होता... > > Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ? > Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है... > > Dear Rupee, > तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे, > ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था... > ~तुम्हारा Dollar > > रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा, > कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!! > > > > >
