*I.* A woman sued her local hospital saying that after treating her husband recently he has lost all interest in sex.
The hospital spokesman replied - "The man was admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..." *II.* A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice; I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!! All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. He moved away & sat by a near-by table.. After a while, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him: “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?” The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!! And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered to her: “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty." *III.* Mr Brown comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody. " The next day, Mrs Brown receives a telephone call from the Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs Brown?" "Yes...... speaking". Electricity guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Electricity guy. "What are you saying? It's in your files HOW ?????" "Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue" "GOD !!!!!!...... ... this is too much........ .." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" "I know that ........let me talk to my husband about this tonight...... he will speak to your company tomorrow." That night, she tells her husband about the visit and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electricity office the next morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at the office, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
