In a ighter vein-Rajnikanth All new series of Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral! Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'! Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass! Rajnikanth knows.. "who let the dogs out"..!! Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale! The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!! When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!" Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!! Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died whilst watching the race... you know why... because 'Light' came second..!! Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth's phone. Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North..??? Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has the guts to point at him..!!! The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth! An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonavala..!! Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa smiles. -- With best wishes S Chander
