*A Nice One!* * * * * *The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?"* * The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps gettin these cravings; she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant, about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says; "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it. About five minutes pass and the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!!! *
