[image: []] **** A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship**** and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.**** As the bartender gives her the drink she says****
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate**** my 80th birthday and it's today.' The bartender says**** 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.**** In fact, this one is on me.'**** As the woman finishes her drink**** the woman to her right says**** 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old woman says**** 'Thank you.**** Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up' says the bartender**** As she finishes that drink,**** the man to her left says**** 'I would like to buy you one, too.' The old woman says**** 'Thank you.**** Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up' the bartender says.**** As he gives her the drink,he says**** 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'**** The old woman replies**** 'Sonny, when you're my age,**** you've learned how to hold your liquor...**** Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'**** [image: http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag] <http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me_im2_re&lang=9&version=6295079&setup_id=7&aff_id=102&addon=IncrediMail&upn=b0784b3e-86fb-4b53-b5b3-2226e433823a&id=95202&guid=7069BD0F-66C8-4FFB-8A80-55915F86D995> **** 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot!**** [image: []] **** 'OLD' IS WHEN... ... And your pacemaker opens the garage door!**** [image: []] **** 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes**** ... Just as long as you don't have to go along.**** [image: http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag] <http://www.incredimail.com/app/?tag=emoticon_click_me_im2_re&lang=9&version=6295079&setup_id=7&aff_id=102&addon=IncrediMail&upn=b0784b3e-86fb-4b53-b5b3-2226e433823a&id=95202&guid=7069BD0F-66C8-4FFB-8A80-55915F86D995> **** 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down**** by the doctor instead of by the police**** AND**** 'OLD' IS WHEN..... You are not sure these are jokes!**** Have a good day!**** **** [image: []] **** "Young at heart"**** (slightly older in other places!)**** ------------------------------ ** ** KJYEN
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