Chinese UFOs siphoning scam money off Indian airspace By Mocktale Bureau |Nov 22, 2012, 02.30 PM IST
NEW DELHI: India has recently lodged a complaint with the United Nations<http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/United-Nations>against China, accusing the Communist country of siphoning off from the Indian airspace Rs 1.76 lakh crore from the 2G scam<http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/2G-Scam>and Rs 1.86 lakh crore from the coalgate scam. India says China absorbed this money from the Indian airspace using UFOs to capture these amounts that have been floating in the air through media publicity. ISRO <http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/ISRO> scientists said China used the recently-sighted UFOs along the Indo-China borders<http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/Indo-China-borders>in Ladakh, Jammu and Kashmir and Arunachal Pradesh to do this. These Chinese UFOs <http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/Chinese-UFOs> specialise in collecting scam money <http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/scam-money>on the sly by capturing them as digits from the Indian airspace and then converting them into Chinese currency in home territory. The Indian scientists<http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/Indian-scientists>added that China sent these yellow orbs with high-intensity beams specifically for the purpose. China has already successfully siphoned off Rs 1.76 lakh crore as figures hovering in the air from the 2G scam and Rs 1.86 lakh crore from the coalgate scam<http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/topic/coalgate-scam>, they added. This is why much of the scam money that floated off was never traced as it found its way into China through state-of-the-art technologies. Sources told Mocktale that Chinese scientists have found this venture largely unsuccessful. The currency notes thus converted by their machinery in home territory are turning out to be black in colour, because of the black money involved in the scams. Besides, instead of the regular national emblem, Aseem Trivedi's three wolves are showing as the national emblem, marring all commercial hopes. Indian politicians, irrespective of the predicament, have condemned China over this and said the Indian media should be gagged and bound so that such amounts are not openly floated in the Indian airspace, fomenting easy piracy of the same. Home currencies should remain in politicians' homes and should be exposed neither to Chinese technological invaders nor to any political activists, scamwise or otherwise, they added. Stories in Mocktale are works of fiction intended to bring a smile to your face. They bear no connection to events and characters in real life. -- With best wishes S Chander
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