*Joke told by Manohar Parrikar -CM of Goa at Pan IIT Meet in Pune.....* Joke told by Manohar Parrikar in Pune last week.........
"Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. *Jungle-lion*: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?! *City-lion*: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there. *Jungle-lion*: But what did you eat there? *City-lion*: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate. *Jungle-lion*: Wow! But, then how did you get caught? *City-lion*: Galti kar gaya yaar... On the last day I ate the chai-walla. Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai! They launched a massive hunt. And I got caught!" ** -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
