It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember whether it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. - W.C. Fields I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. ~Brendan Behan Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy! ~Frank Sinatra I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. -Kinky Friedman Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk. -Anonymous I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker. -Anonymous Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. -Anonymous You look like I need another drink! -Anonymous Alcohol does not solve problems, but then again, neither does milk. -Anonymous I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
