> > >MY OWN 15 LAWS > >1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright >until you hear them speak. >2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. >3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. >4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. >5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. >6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. >7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. >8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something >right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. >9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, >someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them. >10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. >11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those >who got there first. >12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he >will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. >13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. >14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.15. When >you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who >weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. > > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
