> > > > > >O > > >> >> >> >>............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... >>......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... >>......... >>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed >>home. >> >> >>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: >>'Dear Lord: >> >>I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. >> >>I want her to know what I go through. >> >>So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. >> >> >>Amen!' >> >>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. >> >>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.. >> >>He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, >>Awakened the kids, >> >> >>Set out their school clothes, >> >>Fed them breakfast, >> >>Packed their lunches, >> >>Drove them to school, >> >>Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, >> >>Took it to the cleaners >> >>And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, >> >>Went grocery shopping, >> >>Then drove home to put away the groceries, >> >> >>Paid the bills and balanced the check book. >> >>He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. >> >>Then, it was already 01P.M. >> >>And he hurried to make the beds, >>Do the laundry, vacuum, >> >>Dust, >> >>And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. >> >>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on >>the way home. >> >>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. >> >>Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. >> >>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded >>the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. >> >>After supper, >> >>He cleaned the kitchen, >> >>Ran the dishwasher, >> >>Folded laundry, >> >>Bathed the kids, >> >>And put them to bed. >> >>At 09 P.M . >> >>He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to >>bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through >>without complaint. >> >>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - >>'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. >> >>I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. >> >>Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. >> >>Amen!' >> >>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: >> >> >>'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change >>things back to the way they were. >>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. >> >>You got pregnant last night.' >> >> >>ha ha ha ha ha :D >> > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
