*THE AUDIT* *MYRON Greenberg, a wealthy L.A. businessman received a letter of Audit from the IRS. It really upsets him and he called his Accountant, SAUL Meyers.* * * *MYRON: (pleading): ** “Saul, what are they doing to me? Why are they doing this to me?”’ * * * *Saul (calming);** “Myron, don’t worry about it. I’ve got all the receipts, the account is up to date, it’s no problem. But let me give you a bit of advice. When you go to the Audit, make a bad * *impression. Wear the crummiest, dirtiest clothes you’ve got. Have holes in your shoes, ripped pants and look shabby . I mean really look terrible, because if they have a little sympathy, they’ll * *go easy on you.” * * * *Then Myron called his Lawyer, CHARLIE Steinberg. His Lawyer said:* * * *CHARLIE: **“Andy it’s no problem, I’m sure they got the receipts, I’m sure everything is up to date, you’ve got a great accountant, don’t worry about it. Let me give you a tip. When you go to the * *Audit, it’s very important that you make a good impression. Wear your best suit, and your shirt with a silk tie and cuff links and shine your shoes, look like somebody. Because if you look like a somebody they respect you and will go easy on you.” * * * *And now he’s torn. And that night he bumped into his RABBI at the Deli. And he told the Rabbi the story. * * * *RABBI: ** **“Myron, it reminds me of sometimes when I perform a wedding. The bride’s father will tell his daughter that on her wedding night to wear a nightgown with a high collar and long * *sleeves and a full-length robe...cover up, you know, be a little demure. And the mother says, ‘Don’t be silly. Wear a low cut “negligee” with the cleavage sticking out --- look a little sexy’….* *and Myron I will say to you just like I say to the Bride on her wedding night, it makes no difference what you wear, you’re** gonna get screwed”….*
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