>> >>Those who eat candy withboth hands are ambidextrose. >>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOCTOR..... >> >> >>Let me tell you about my doctor. >>He's very good! If you tell him you want a >>second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. >> >> >>~~~~~ >>He treated a woman for yellow jaundice for three >>years Before he realized she was Chinese. >> >> >>~~~~~ >>Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. >>At the end of the six months,the patient hadn't >>paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months. >> >> >>~~~~~ >>While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, >>"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." >>The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." >> >> >>~~~~~ >>Another time, a man came running in the office >>and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son just >>swallowed a roll of film!" >>The doctor calmly replied, >>"Well let's just wait and see what develops." >> >> >>~~~~~ >>One patient came in and said, >>"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem" >>The doctor asked,"When did it start?" >>The man replied, "When did what start?" >> >> >>~~~~~ >>I remember one time I told my doctor >>I had a ringing in my ears. >>His advice: "Don't answer it." >> >> >>~~~~~ >>My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. >>One said to him,"Doctor, I think I'm a bell." >>The doctor gave him some pills and said, >>"Here, take these — >>If they don't work, give me a ring." >> >> >>~~~~~ >>Another guy told the doctor that he thought >>he was a deck of cards >>The doctor simply said, >>" Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." >> >> >>~~~~~ >>When I told my doctor I broke my leg >>in two places, he told me to stop going >>to those places. >> >> >>~~~~~ >>You know, doctors can be so frustrating. >>You wait a month and a half for an appointment, >>Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner." >> >> >> >> >> > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
