Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho? Conductor: 24 hours. Aadmi: Wo kaise? Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?? Boss: I am a lion at home too, but there, Goddess Durga sits on the lion! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat." Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt "Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very much Disturbed..." - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!! -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
