*Only WIVES are authorised to make the RULES.*** because women are from Venus ..........................!!!!!!! **** * * * * *Rules by which WIVES govern… * *1.* *Only WIVES are authorised to make the RULES.*** *2.* *The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the WIFE.*** *3.* *No HUSBAND can possibly know all the RULES.*** *4.* *If the WIFE suspects the HUSBAND knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.*** *5.* *The WIFE is never wrong.* *6.* *If the WIFE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something which the HUSBAND did or said was wrong.* *7.* *The HUSBAND must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.* *8.* *The WIFE may change her mind at any time.* *9.* *The HUSBAND must never change his mind without the express consent of the WIFE.* *10.* *The WIFE has every right to be angry or upset at any time, with or without any cause or reason.* *11.* *The HUSBAND must remain calm at all times, unless the WIFE wants him to be angry or upset.* *12.* *The WIFE must, under no circumstances, let the HUSBAND know whether or not she expects him to be angry or upset.* *13.* *The HUSBAND is expected to "Mind Read" his WIFE at all times.* *14.* *The HUSBAND who doesn't abide by THE ABOVE RULES, either "Can't Take The Heat", or "Lacks Backbone", or/and "Is a Wimp"!* *15.* *Any attempt by the HUSBAND to document THE RULES could result in his bodily harm.* *16.* *The WIFE is ready when SHE is ready.* *17.* *The HUSBAND must be ready for anything and everything at ALL times.*
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