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If some are new, you are lucky ! 1. *Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?Bcoz it means...E - End ofT - thinkingC - capacity.-----------------------------------------2. How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying... "I Luv u too"...GAME OVER!-----------------------------------------3. When do you know you are in love?Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan...-----------------------------------------4. What is the Difference b/w Young Age & Old Age?Simple...In Young Age: Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers...In Old Age: Its Full of Doctors Numbers...!-----------------------------------------5. "Why is Facebook such a hit?It works on the principle that - 'People are more interested in others life than their own!-----------------------------------------6. A Question Asked In A Talent Test:If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?The Best Answer: Why the Hell Should I recognize?-----------------------------------------7. We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, * *33 as Thirty Three,44 as Forty Four,55 as Fifty Five, * *Why not 11 as Tenty One?Doubt By MBBS (Members of the Back Bench Society)...-----------------------------------------8. What is the difference between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE"? * *Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by the wife is "LECTURE"...-----------------------------------------9. What's the difference between Pongal & idly?* *think. think.. think... U'll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly....----------------------------------------10. What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?* *Guess. Guess.. Guess... Guess.... "FOOLAN DEVI...-----------------------------------------11. What is the height of confusion?* *Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.-----------------------------------------12. What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study?100% Attendance...-----------------------------------------13. Teacher: What Is The Difference between HIMAMI & SUNAMI?Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash!-----------------------------------------14. Difference between Friend & WifeU can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But, Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife"?* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
