I love this one!!!
*FLU SEASON - Read till the end* *To avoid it...* *Eat right!* *Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.* *Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.* *Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.* *Walk for at least an hour a day,* *go for a swim,* *take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.* *Wash your hands often.* *If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.* *Get lots of fresh air.* *Open doors & windows whenever possible.* *Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.* *Get plenty of rest.* *OR* *Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...* *When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?They clean your arm with alcohol...Why?* *Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.* *So...* *I walk to the pub. (exercise) I put lemon in my gin...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress) Then I pass out. (rest)The way I see it...* *If you keep your alcohol levels up, **flu germs **can't get you!* *REMEMBER:'A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!'* *Live Well Laugh OftenLove Much..ed* -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
