❇Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 

❇Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other 
is the husband! 

❇I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted 
cash. 

❇Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 

❇Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live 
without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 

❇ You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 

❇Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 

❇Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 

❇Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it 
anyway. 

❇My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees 

❇Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 

❇You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 

❇Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 

❇Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have 
to say something 

❇There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 

❇There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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